born in ‘the place where nothing happened’, apparently adopted by two characters which i resented during my teenage years – baron munchausen and mrs. dalloway -, i have come across various study fields (maths, economics, painting, sculpture) and workplaces which have brought me to tackling processes or subjects such as means of perception, definitions and counter definitions, engagement with space (be it public or private), the ordinary, etc.

currently reconsidering my whole life choices.

employment history

september 2014 – july 2020

walker, at my feet
walked well independently to solve problems;
walked with a commitment to a safe and fair place;
brought forth a consistent track record of self contradictions and instability;

september 2010 – august 2015

drinker at anybar,
organized and prioritized alcohol to complete assignments in a timely, efficient manner;
utilized excellent shots and liver skills to achieve goals;
maintained a positive attitude despite any hangovers;

october 1991 – july 2010

prisoner at home,
served as an obeying, hardworking, and punctual daughter;
exhibited strong listening skills and worked to comply with all family efforts;
performed parents and grandparents evaluations to identify opportunities for growth;

education

october 2020 – may 2023: MBA in procrastination

september 2014 – july 2017: bachelor in miscommunication arts, foundandlost university

september 2010 – july 2013: bachelor in definitelymoneymaker, humansdontmatter academy

september 2006 – june 2010: abstractisreal specialisation, some voivode highschool

hobbies

watching, overthinking, not talking, pretending to be smart

skills

i can mirror write with my left hand

i can make people cry